Banzai Inu — the new meta on BSC

Banzai Inu
4 min readJan 24, 2022

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We live in a world where the mundane tramps beauty. People in crypto invest in familiarity — same old coins with the same old tokenomics, with the genius of iconoclasts put behind curtains of fear. Thus, we fail to move forward with progress and we are left behind with dwindling portfolios and disappointments.

Nevertheless, every now and then, a new project comes up that wakes us from our somnambulism. Revolutionary coins like the SHIBA ecosystem, SafeMoon, EverRise, and Multi-Chain Capital use the power of coding to create ideas that would generate a rising chart and greener pastures for its holders. All these concepts — from intricate taxes to rebase, to buy-back whales and cross-chain farming, have resulted in multi-million dollar marketcaps and numerous forks that set the new meta in the world of DeFi.

It has been a while since we had a renegade in our midst, and we have long been waiting for the opportunity to invest early in the next SHIBA or SafeMoon. Finally, our time has come — we present to you BANZAI INU, the next meta in the BSC space that delivers brand new tokenomics and something that has never been done before — the Inevitable Parallel Pump.

It’s time to give the mundane its beautiful due.

The Legend of Banzai

Let’s start this billion-dollar journey by uncovering the origin of this chronicle. It has been told that Banzai, the loyal dog of a wealthy royalty, ate nothing but gold coins borne to him by his highness. Upon the death of his majesty, Banzai was left with all the treasures of his kingdom, yet without a master to follow and feed him.

To this day, Banzai continues to roam the cosmos looking for a worthy master to inherit the richness he possesses. According to legend, Banzai shall bow down to the last person who feeds him the last gold coin — and to that person shall be bestowed upon wealth beyond his wildest dreams.

The Game with the 9-Million Dollar jackpot

Following the legend of Banzai, we have innovated one of the most electrifying and addicting games that broke the Ethereum Network during its inception to complete the Banzai narrative. Inspired by the game FOMO3D, which resulted to one lucky Tom bringing home 9-million dollars, Banzai Inu delivers this in a way that has never been done before — using our own native coin. Now how does this work?

FOMO3D requires participants to deposit ETH to an address before the timer runs out, with each deposit resetting the countdown. The last person to deposit ETH wins the Jackpot.

The difference that sets BANZAI INU apart from this and other forks (which probably had nadir FICO scores due to their lack of imagination) is we did what most people thought was impossible. Instead of using the network coin (e.g., BNB or ETH), participants need to use $BANZAI tokens to play. This means that in order for people to participate and have a shot at winning that 9-million dollar jackpot, they must buy and deposit $BANZAI — which would result in a predestined, infallible, and faultless rising chart for Banzai Inu.

This outcome is inescapable. This is pure genius at play.

The Inevitable Parallel Pump

Now let’s get down to business.

People need to buy $BANZAI to play; thus, more people interested in playing the game means more people buying the coin, and more people buying the coin means the higher the chart gets.

The higher the chart gets, the higher the price of each $BANZAI becomes. If the price of $BANZAI goes higher, then the value of the jackpot goes higher as well, since the jackpot is the total amount of $BANZAI deposited in the game.

If the value of the jackpot is higher, then more people would be interested in playing the game, buying the coin, and the higher the chart gets.

Now repeat that cycle.

This, ladies and gents, is the inevitable parallel pump.

This is not a just a game. This is crypto on steroids, with you on overdrive commandeering the charts. This is acid mixed with cocaine.

Oh, and have we told you the game is ready? *wink*

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